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Lloyds Bank Business Banking Reviews

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Lloyds Bank business banking reviews at Smart Money People are helping other business people to fund out what being a business banking customer at Lloyds Bank is really like. With business banking and aspects such as access to finance being so...

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Lloyds Bank business banking reviews at Smart Money People are helping other business people to fund out what being a business banking customer at Lloyds Bank is really like. With business banking and aspects such as access to finance being so important to many business owners, Smart Money People is becoming the UK's leading source of Lloyds Bank business banking reviews. Remember that you can write yours too, and join our mission to increase trust and transparency in financial services.

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15th July 2019

A example of one of its senior managers behaviour

Michael Huke a senior manager at Lloyds Bank HQ Bristol, a record of his nefarious activities, each reported to Lloyds Bank and Avon and Somerset police where applicable, NO action has been taken by either...

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Michael Huke a senior manager at Lloyds Bank HQ Bristol, a record of his nefarious activities, each reported to Lloyds Bank and Avon and Somerset police where applicable, NO action has been taken by either party.
Please view ‘Michael Huke’ on YouTube and witness his disgraceful conduct.
1. CCTV of Michael Huke shouting abuse and videoing his neighbours within their premises.
2. Assaulting neighbours physically and verbally, captured on CCTV and audio.
3. Offensive and unlawful TEXTs sent by Michael Huke……..
a) TEXT ‘My secretary gives me a blow job when I’m allocating bonuses
b) TEXT ‘Kompany and Fernandinho (Manchester City footballers) are Northern black c*nts’.
c) TEXT ‘Antonio Horta Osario (Lloyds Bank CEO) has no balls because he was off sick at the priory for 6 months’ suffering from a nervous breakdown.
d) TEXT claiming ‘He would wind up 2 neighbours (he was hostile towards) so much, he would let them Twat him and get them done’. Plus more TEXTs of a similar grossly offensive nature.
4. When asked by friends the wealth of a landlord neighbour (that he was in conflict with), he answered ‘neither the landlord or his wife bank with Lloyds Banking Group and never have had accounts with us’. Within his ‘position of trust’ how did he determine that information, had they banked with Lloyds he would surely have probed their accounts?
5. He was prosecuted, when caught on covert CCTV, watching his dog defecate outside a neighbour’s property and not clear it up.
6. He signed an ABC (Acceptable Behaviour Contract) issued to him by South Gloucestershire Council ASBO team.
7. Attacked a 71 year old man because he’d parked briefly on the road outside his house; captured on CCTV, video/audio recorded and independently witnessed (view on YouTube).
8. The 71 year old victim of the attack and one of the witness’s (who’d videoed the attack) were arrested and held in custody (several months after the video of the attack had been uploaded onto YouTube, (by persons unknown), charged with uploading the video, (which was factual and not menacing in character) as it discredited Michael Huke in front of his staff and jeopardised his job at Lloyds Bank HQ Bristol. No charge was pursued. This arrest was almost certainly influenced by Lloyds Banking Group, Freemasons, a police sergeant friend who lives nearby or corrupt members of Avon and Somerset Police, possibly a combination of them all.
Since the above he works from home one or two days each week spending time at the sports centre and maintaining his property and garden!
These incidents plus many more have taken place over a 3 year period; all reported to Lloyds Banking Group, yet Michael Huke is still an employee of Lloyds Bank?
You’re views, opinions, advice would be greatly appreciated.


6th July 2019

2 Business banking website failures in 3 days during application

Starting the application the business section had no connection. Too much to digest over the phone 2 days later a delay to the application flag came up . I said quite clearly to the robot on the other end of the phone "Business banking" and was put...

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Starting the application the business section had no connection. Too much to digest over the phone 2 days later a delay to the application flag came up . I said quite clearly to the robot on the other end of the phone "Business banking" and was put through to a club Llyods . Eventually I got to an advisory. I asked for and pin sent to my phone and when I put it typed into the the box and the site was down . A wasted 3 days of an application now I will miss the pay cycles and I wont get for another 4 weeks, Useless and unprofessional steer clear. I will be closing both Llyods accounts

20th June 2019

robotic brainwashed non entities

i would urge you as if your first borns life depended on this statement. please do not touch this bank communication appalling. relationship manager expert in my field . banks statement .not mine .his knowledge would fit onto a postage stamp with room...

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i would urge you as if your first borns life depended on this statement. please do not touch this bank communication appalling. relationship manager expert in my field . banks statement .not mine .his knowledge would fit onto a postage stamp with room for football pitch. then moved on terrible terrible terrible.

5th June 2019

Beyond Useless

Locked my business account ( Thousands in credit). Contacted them over half dozen times. Told would be unlocked . Told was unlocked and then told again still locked, over a period of three weeks . No explanation and still waiting - DO NOT USE THIS...

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Locked my business account ( Thousands in credit). Contacted them over half dozen times. Told would be unlocked . Told was unlocked and then told again still locked, over a period of three weeks . No explanation and still waiting - DO NOT USE THIS BANK for business. Would like to have given a minus rating. but not possible

23rd March 2019

Clueless & Useless...

Having requested tgey purchase some shares they mis-placed them. Only 3 yrs later did they find them where upon they became worthless. Never again. Like CON{(ned)drmned}ertvativesGormless OSBORNE , David caMORON & Treasonous MAYhem incompetant beyond...

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Having requested tgey purchase some shares they mis-placed them. Only 3 yrs later did they find them where upon they became worthless. Never again. Like CON{(ned)drmned}ertvativesGormless OSBORNE , David caMORON & Treasonous MAYhem incompetant beyond comprehension.

12th March 2019

Avoid this bank!

Bad experience! I had a fraud last week and I lost £398 that the bank doesn’t want to refund me. I don’t deserve this treatment! The bank didn’t protect my account, didn’t send me messages advising about fraud.

12th February 2019

If you need a business account quick keep away!!

Applied for a business account online at the beginning of December. I thought nice and easy, upload the documents an will be done in no time. How wrong i was! As of 12-Feb-more than 2 months later- still dont have an account! I can't even count ...

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Applied for a business account online at the beginning of December. I thought nice and easy, upload the documents an will be done in no time. How wrong i was! As of 12-Feb-more than 2 months later- still dont have an account! I can't even count how many times i called them as they kept moving the goal post and despite of every time i provided everything they asked for they came up with new things they need.

8th January 2019

Modern Business banking with a personal touch

I am able to do all of my Business banking via the Lloyds Banking app or the internet banking site, meaning I don't have to waste valuable time in a branch unless I want to discuss something....

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I am able to do all of my Business banking via the Lloyds Banking app or the internet banking site, meaning I don't have to waste valuable time in a branch unless I want to discuss something.
The experience is smooth and flexible and I feel I can trust Lloyds, as I have done for the past 18 years.

8th November 2018

Absolute pants

Awful experience, inability to speak directly to "the decision maker" about a time critical deal and the lack of response for many weeks made wife poorly, properly poorly. The bastards ultimately acknowledged what a shit show they had been and...

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Awful experience, inability to speak directly to "the decision maker" about a time critical deal and the lack of response for many weeks made wife poorly, properly poorly. The bastards ultimately acknowledged what a shit show they had been and offered small gesture by was of apology.

30th October 2018

Nightmare - would give zero

Business been with Lloyds for years. Cannot get face to face meeting to discuss important issues and large sums of money. This is "Not an Option" any more as they have Relationship Teams that are telephone based. Most of local branches have closed...

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Business been with Lloyds for years. Cannot get face to face meeting to discuss important issues and large sums of money. This is "Not an Option" any more as they have Relationship Teams that are telephone based. Most of local branches have closed and no longer one Manager per branch they float around between branches and you cannot even speak to them direct over the phone. APPALLING SERVICE

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